Santa Barbara’s Fairy Tale Cottage Listed for $1.7 million.
This is the coolest fucking fairy tale house I have ever seen
thisiswhatiwoulddo OMG DYING
Sometimes at work I will be super productive and feel somewhat like a grown-up, then I find something like this.
(For those of you unable to read my lovely handwriting, that does indeed say “favorite hoe” and “shit bitch you is fine”)
Sometimes I can’t help but wonder about the complex intricacies involved in the placing of students in Hogwarts houses. I stay up all night thinking about “why wasn’t Hermione in Ravenclaw?” or “what constitutes as a Slytherin?” and “will I ever kiss a girl on the mouth? Each house has sorting…
NEARLY HEADLESS NIC CAGE
About 17 times I day I wish I was a Superhero. I constantly think about how inherently awesome it would be to have super-human powers and not be stuck inside of the body of a 22 year old Scandal-enthusiast who’s had yogurt stuck in his beard since lunch time. All of this thinking got me thinking……
This is fucking hilarious.
When someone wants you to talk dirty in bed…
- Pretending every t.v. character ever is gay with each other
Eh to one, no to two, however…..
three is MY LIFE SUMMED UP IN ONE SENTENCE
why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying
John Green is every fangirl.